A couple more Blonde jokes

Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the Other,

"What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?"

The other blondes give her a puzzled look and replies,

"Helloooooooooooooooooooo - Can you see Florida??????!!!!!!"

A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A little bit later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree.

He asked her what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."

"You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist,' said the onlooker.

"I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breath."