Driving down the interstate
Running thirty minutes late
Singing Margaritaville and minding my own

Some foreign car drivin' dude
with the road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone

He started yelling at me like I did something wrong
He flipped me the bird an' then he was gone

Some beach - Somewhere
There's a big umbrella casting shade over a empty chair
Palm trees are growing and warm breezes blowing
I picture myself sitting there
On Some beach - Somewhere

I circled the parking lot
trying to find a spot
Just big enough I could park my old truck

A man with a big cigar
was getting into his car
I stopped and I waited for him to back up

From out of no where a Mercedes Benz
Came cursing up and whipped right in

Some beach - Somewhere
There's no where to go and you got all day to get there
There's cold margaritas and hot Senoritas smiling with long dark hair
On some beach - Somewhere

I sat in that waiting room
It seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said doc's ready for you

You're not gonna feel a thing
we'll give you some Novocain
That tooth will be fine in a minute or two

He stuck that needle down deep in my gum
And he started drilling before I was numb

Some beach - Somewhere
There's a beautiful sunset burning up the atmosphere
There's music and dancing and lovers romancing
In the salty evening air
On some beach - Somewhere
On some beach - Somewhere