Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results -
- Drink: Beer
- Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
- Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
- Drink: Blender Drinks
- Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
- Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
- Drink: Mixed Drinks
- Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
- Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
- Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
- Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
- Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
- Drink: White Zinfandel
- Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
- Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.
- Drink: Shots
- Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
- Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
- Drink: Tequila
- No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut -
- Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
- Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
- Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
- Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
- Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
- White Zinfandel: He's gay