For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
  • The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
  • The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans
  • The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
  • The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
  • CONCLUSION:

    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.