He said - She said

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear pants don't you?

He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said...You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa

He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room..."My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it..."I do not"

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married woman heavier than single woman?
A Single woman come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married woman come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Man says to God: "God why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."

"But God", the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."